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The crowd at Hillary Clinton's “rally” for Harris in Florida was beyond pathetic

The crowd at Hillary Clinton's “rally” for Harris in Florida was beyond pathetic

It's crunch time, boys and girls. The election is in four days, which means we will know who our next president will be around Christmas.

Jokingly. Somehow.

Either way, it's all hands on deck for Donald Trump and Kamala Harris right now. The polls are close (shocking!). We are faced with a real mess (another shock!). It's anyone's guess as we approach the two-minute warning.

So this afternoon the Harris team sent Hillary Clinton on her behalf to…FLORIDA…. And what was shocking was that no one showed up.

It's almost as if Florida is no longer the swing state it once was. Strange.

The energy in Florida for Kamala Harris can't be beat!

Hilarious. I mean, what are we doing here? I'm not the type of person to give advice to Kamala Harris, but I can promise you that Hillary Clinton won't make a difference in Florida.

We are now a red state. It's over. I've been red for a while now. I probably won't be back any time soon. We're so red, even Miami-Dade has turned red. I believe there are two remaining “blue” areas in my state. That's it.

The rest? The rest is the land of Trump and DeSantis. I promise you. I AM the ground forces here. Trust me. It's over.

But hey, please – I implore you – keep throwing resources at Florida. Do it! We want all the smoke. Forget Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. These states are in the bag! Keep the focus on Florida and keep sending…Hillary Clinton!!! … to Florida.

How the hell is Trump supposed to compete with that? Seriously:

We are COOKED. This is Kamala land. Florida has turned blue. Sad.

Well, yes. Maybe we'll get them again in 2028.

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